Ryan Disappoints Again

After coming into the season with high hopes, Ry-Rod stunk it up for the second straight week and now has the lowest batting average in the league. In week 2, in the bottom of the last inning, his team down by one with a man on, Ryan once again was a let down as he struck out to end the game. "I just suck" is all that Ryan can say about his recent slump. Hopefully the fat turkey from thanksgiving will help him muscle his way out of the lowly dungeons of the league stats.